I can resist everything............Except temptation that is.........

Dude round up all your money and listen up......

I got an awesome plan!!!!

See there are so many tech gadgets ppl all want.......So i know how we can get one....

Lets all decide on sexy item ok.......somethin useful and cool!!!

Could be anythin....Alienware stash.......New console....Huge TV......Hell even an iPhone.......

So basically.....What we all have to do is simple....Now alone we can never purchase somthing that expensive.....(If you can then why the hell don't you have one??? And if you do.....Where's mine??? :P)

So lets all contribute.....And buy something..... I mean with all our cash pooled in we can get some sweet stuff!!!!

But then you say won't there be a problem of who gets the stuff and how we share the loot???
NO I SAY.......I got the answer........

We all contribute and buy something......Then give it to me!!!!!! Simple....

No one will then fight about sharing cause its mine!!! And well we all go home happy!!!! (Especially me!!!)

So what you waiting for people......Lets all contribute and go buy something for me!!!! Oops...I mean us!!!!

Ps.- On another more serious note......

It has come to my attention drugs are bad for health.....Hell they make you feel out of this world and really give you a kick but you shouldn't make "your" body a slave to the drugs.....

SO DONT DO DRUGS!!!! IF YOU COME ACROSS ANY.............GIVE THEM TO ME!!!!!

Cheers folks...... ;)