Sunday, April 1, 2007

There is no sin.....Except stupidity!!

Oscar Wilde sure know what he was talking about!!!! I mean seriously man......Stupidity has become a hot commodity in todays world!!!!!

I mean seriously.....People just don't think nowadays.....

This latent lack of adequate brain traffic orients and manifests in various ways.....But my pet peeve has always been.....

The Bane of all email inboxes.....

The Dreaded Fowards!!!!!

I mean ppl....Please....Do you really believe the stuff??? Do you even read and wonder how stupid and impossible it is.....

i mean please........Think about....Do you really think that forwarding something too a hundred people is gonna make you suddenly irresistible to women.........

NO its not!!! Though it is gonna make u appear innsanely stupid!!!!

And all those people on orkut and Hi5.....Oh yes.....You know who you are....Shame on you......You should shame yourself to death or something!!!!

I mean first it was Dilana from Hi5 ..........Then the very same Dilana is also on Orkut........Hello isn't it obvious i mean??
How can She be on the team of two bloody social sites running in competition.....And both of them had the same bloody problem??? I mean hello???Anything in There????

It makes me so mad..... But yeah....I guess guys....

So On April fools Day today.....Think about your own stupidity!!! And once you learn the lesson.......

Comment on this message 250,000,000 x 10^76 times within the next 0.12345 seconds or your crushes brother's girlfriend's sister's best friend's crushes's 24th cousin's dog is gonna die!!!!! So do it!!!!!

Oh and btw if you do end up doing it all you have done is wasted half your life and just proved my points....Sheesh!!

Happy Your Day!!!!!!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

To: The author of this post
From: Vireena

Dear reader,
With great sorrow, grief and regret I convey my crushes brother's girlfriend's sister's best friend's crushes's 24th cousin's dogs' death. The funeral ceremony preparations were'nt even half as tear rendering as the funeral itself. The family mourned momo's (the dead dog)death in different ways; Timmy refused to do ______ for 13 minutes, Timmys dad had _______, Timmy's mom made ______.

The Funeral bouquet was covered in _______, just the way momo liked it...

If only i had replied within 0.12345 seconds...

Stupidity is indeed a sin, however, how do i know whether i commit this crime every single day?

Truth Junkie said...

Dear Anonymous(aka Vireena),

Now you see the consequence of taking yourself and your actions too seriously.....

If only you had ignored it Timmy would alive right and would be enjoying a normal life doing ______ _______ ________ just the way he likes it!!!

We live with the consequence of of our actions....Our stupidity has adverse effects on lives....Sigh....

If only stupidity was a virtue......If only you thought.....

Yours Tragically,
The Author

Truth Junkie said...

Aah....I made mistake......

Timmy still lives and Momo is dead....

I guess the stupidity plague is getting to me.....God save us before we're unable to recover.....

donna said...

well..what can i say..u have stolen the words from my mouth!!..i do have to agrree though..i used to do all those stuff....but yea..reality has dawned on me!!