Irony?? You know that heart attack that happens to a cardiologist?? Yeah...That thing....

Well.....
Ever heard of a million to one chance???
Well statistics show that million to one chances take place nine times out of ten....
Weird eh???
Do you trust your probability???
God Bless Terry Pratchett man...All I'm saying.....

Football....
Very important in some of our lives....Not so important in others......
Funny isn't it when a football lover and non-football lover get together.....
Extract from a first blind date with above scenario :

Guy: "So....What are your interests??"
Girl: "I love to follow the EPl... Its like a way of life to me....Are you interested in it too??"

(The one in million guy who has no idea about football or clubs and has a zilch of an interest in it
meets the 100 in million girl who can't live without football....So he has no idea what she's going on about....It would be best to tell her that.....But....Naturally....Being a guy....He decides to buff his way through!!)

Guy: "Right on!!! I love the EPL too!! Thats awesome!!! We're so alike!! EPL is my life!!"
Girl: " Thats so amazing!! I'm a hardcore Red's fan!! You??"
Guy: "OMG!!! I don't believe it!! ME TOO!!"

(Girl thinks to herself....This guy is amazing....He's like perfect for her!! She might be in love....But first....A final test...)

Girl: "So ....You saw the match against the Gunners yesterday??What did you think about it??? You know maybe we can get together and watch the highlights later on......[*wink*]"

(Guy thinks he's made....That was the signal alright!!!!And luckily he glanced the headlines in the paper today morning!! So he knows what happened in yesterdays match....Oh...He's made all right!!)

Guy: "Yeah!! It was an amazing match!! I mean the scoreline was like 5-4!! What a tense action filled match!! Would love to get together and watch us thrashing the daylights out of Manchester United with you....[*winks*]"

I'll leave you to imagine what happens next......Though i can assure you it surely did not involve candles, flowers and coffee together....Though thinking it involved a nuclear bomb,WMD or a kick to the groin wouldn't be such a far bet!!!

So...About the irony of life??
Need i present more evidence??
I rest my case...........

Coffee or Tea.....Frankly I just want my caffine....

Hello.....
Is it me your looking for??
Cause if you are you've come to the wrong place.....
I'm not here anymore....I've gone to get some coffee....
Be right back I'm sure......
If you want I'll get you a cuppa too.....
Unless your one of those bloody tea drinkers......
In which case get lost you bore!!!
Drink coffee and live forever!!!

Hmm.....Dunno really........There's a message here somewhere.....
No seriously....There is.....I meant to put one here.......Really...

Right over here Actually......

But now its too late i guess......Nevermind......

So whats been up recently....I finally saw Spiderman 3........
Really got in touch with my inner superhero....Really....

The trials and Tribulations......Handling responsibility.......
And most of all....It really shows humanity....

Even a superhuman is still human.....

Ok...Ok...Enough with the farce....Who gives a crap bout story and character .....The action was sexy...Loved the effects..And Venom Kicks Ass!!!!

So....
Now if you'll excuse me i gotta go.....
I'm gonna shoot someone.....
No not really,That comes later....
But just in this little game i know.....

Live for a Dream......Die for a Memory....

So....

An new post....I dunno....I feel the urge to say something nonsensical and random just to make u laugh.....But i wont.....

I'll resist that urge.....Instead i'll write something.....

A poem thats always been in mind....Wanted to write for a long time....Idea been nesting there and never seen the light of day.....Until now.....

Imagine loving someone so much.....Imagine all u had in the world was her.....And you spend your time together.....Speakin of how u both would spend the rest of your life together......And then....

She's gone....And all you have with you is that memory......A Memory of an Eternity....A memory for an Eternity.....

Hope u like it.....And plz do comment....Appreciate if others appreciate what i do......

Memory of an Eternity

You're never really gone,
You're always there beside me,
You're trapped in this dream,
I won't let u escape...

That one perfect moment,
Captured forever in my mind,
Those final few drops of bliss,
In a sea of disappointments....

In that moment be entombed forever,
That one last breath of carefree joy,
Until the world takes over my dreams again,
And responsibilities swallow us back again...

And every dawn the bubble bursts,
The dream has ended,world is how it was,
The pain is back to haunt me,
And I'm mortal again....

Flighting away for the rest of my day,
Awaiting those times of glory,
Waiting for happiness and bliss,
Until the night comes and the memory lives again...

The rest of my life in the requiem of a dream,
In that memory you are with me,
In that memory together we are immortal,
We will live for ever in a dream, Death begone....

-Aiman

Close your eyes.....Take a real deep breath.....Then die of your pollen allergy!!!!!

Hmm....Am in an interesting mood....So maybe i'll just post without whining about anything rite now.....

So let me recap on events of the past Cricket World Cup...

Well first of there was the winners Australia...... don't really care about so screw that actually.....I mean come on.....They won sure.....Sure....But MORE importantly Bangladesh played some pretty good cricket!!!

And TEAM INDIA.......More like ALL THANDA!!! I mean seriously....So many ad campaigns for Pepsi and stuff....More like they all fizzed out on the event.......They were all prepared for the world cup to do anything....Except play cricket.....Sad really.....

And then....Explain it to me......Ganguly the one redeeming factor of the team now....Only batsman who put up a consistent and good performance....Is being rested when he's in form......While Viru is retained......Politics man....Never makes bloody sense does it????

Death of Bob Woolmer is funny too.....Not sadistic funny....But sad and tragically hilarious funny....I mean its been a month already and they still don't know for sure whether he was poisoned and strangled or any leads on who did it......i think their strategy is to take their time giving the murderers enough time to confess of their own crimes.....Sigh........

Hmmm....So dats d world cup i guess....Farce all the way.....No great matches.....And Australia won again so yeah.........Moving on........

People should really read more of Terry Prattchett....Really...That man is an amazing author....His wit is in a class of its own up there Douglas Adams and the like.....Hilarious Stuff!!!

And plus a new addition from today......
The Answer To the Philosophical Question for the Day :
So the question being......" Why are we here?"
Well i'd think the answer was obvious ain't it........We are here.......Because there was nowhere else for us to go.....So i guess yeah......If there was somewhere else better to be...What the hell are we doing here??? So yeah....We're here because we're nowhere else.....Nevermind..... /*rolls eyes*/

Hmm....Thats about it folks....All we have time for today

Warning : The contents of this meaning less post may leave you with an Irresistable Urge to hurt the author.......For wasting your time......

Let us start of this post with a two minute silence to remember the death of the last shred of intelligence in spiders and the birth of some in the fly....The Whole incident went something like this....

"Come into my den,
Said the Spider to the fly,
You'll find it's quite a cozy little Haven,
Away from the rain,You'll be warm and dry.........

The Fly just said 'Lame!!!',
Flipped the spider off,
Then he flew off,
Muttering about the spider's missing brain........"

I have successfully become the first human to officially lose a game of "Thjnxet; eat jsdhad-ajwei)((^" to the alien race of THE KUT which are sentient race of coat hangers which only pay visits to you when you are either extremely intoxicated or gone mad.........

Yes....Thats was just a sign of how things are in Muscat.....It will come as no surprise for you all to learn that things here are pretty BORING!!!!

Hmm....Not in the mood....I'll rant later.....Or maybe just will post somethin funny....Or maybe revisit me philosophical roots....Or maybe I'll just shut up and play some X-BOX...Dunno....
Later folks......

I'll leave you with a few completely unrelated and extremely coincidental lines that follow each other in no particular sequence and are of random meter.....Know wat i mean??? I dont......

No peace...
no rest...
no pain...
no despair...
i feel...
sorrow...
lift its breath...
freedom....
from fear...
to love...
a hope...
for a tomorrow...
that will be ours when found!!!!!

I'm only paranoid because they want me dead............

I have discovered my passion....Brought out by two sessions of watching the movie shooter in the theater....Even when I didn't particularly like it the first time.....But.....

I wanna be a sniper!!!!

I wanna take careful aim and frag someone wit a headshot.....Thats what i wanna do......If the head happens to belong to President Bush well thats even better....

Before the secret service gets on my ass and i have another international incident....I am speaking about a game called CS....I am not planning an assassination attempt on Bush.....At least not at this moment.....Maybe later...(Btw.....Don't ask about the first international incident...All i can say is it involved one pissed of president,three dead cows,a nuclear bomb and lots of hot sauce flavored ice-cream!!)

Hmm....Counter-Strike....Never really liked the game...But now for some reason i'm crazy after it.....Dunno why....Whats wrong???

Which leads me to to the other topic on my mind........THEM!!

Oh you know who THEY are.....Them....They control everything......

No I'm not talking about some conspiracy....Hell they run those conspiracies.....Along with everything else.....

They all around you....There's no hiding from them....I just want to the truth to get out.....

You know what I'm talking about...You've felt it....You know they're watching us....Controlling us....
The pieces are in front of you...Its upto you to piece them together......Spread the truth....

Well thats enough paranoia for a post i think....Now on to some cheerful goodness!!!

Unicorns don't exist you stupid bimbo's!!! You hippies should have died a long while ago!!! Now go to some corner and cry till u return to your psychedelic dreams!!!

And its not over and out......Its under and in my belly!!!!

One more time.....So that makes it one+one......Eleven right!! :D

Hmm....No posts past few days....Been busy....Been out.....And plus I'm too tired to think of anythin original....So just thought i'd post another old poem of mine for the ladies out there....Wrote this one i think a year ago or something...

Was listening to Aeisha by outlandish.....And just started to write wat came to mind.....Was bored i think that time.....Lolz.... ;)

So enjoy ppl (or not....Wateva makes u happy!!! :P)....If u like it leave a word.....

My Angel Divine

Look at her, so beautiful,
She takes my breath away,
Every moment of the day, is filled with thoughts of her,
And every second without her,feels like eternity....


I always think, of our first meeting,
How I stared unable to think,
I couldn't believe, the sight before my eyes,
I thought I was dead and in the garden of Eden....


Oh God! How much i love her,
Oh God! How much i care,
She makes me feel, So complete,
She is the queen of my hopes and my dreams....


So sweet, So beautiful,
Like an angel of God to behold,
She seems pure like a dove,
Her heart, overflowing with love....


To look at her, Is like looking at a star,
A lone beacon of light in the darkness above,
Even stone would spring to life,
If it could catch a glimpse of my angel divine....


Her eyes, a mirror into the universe,
Her smile, like a child's innocent and pretty,
Her face, cherubic and cute,
She's perfect in every way!!!


So breathtaking, So beautiful,
Everyday I love her even more,
How i treasure, the moments i spend with her
How i pray for her, every second of the day....


Like the spring after winter,
How my heart blossoms every time we're together,
Like the autumn, after the spring,
The realization she can't be mine sinks in....


She can never be mine,
Cause she doesn't feel that way,
If only she'd give me a chance,
I know we'd be perfect in every way....


She is, So beautiful,
Words can express how much i love her,
But she, She can never know,
Cause if she found out,
It would break her heart to know....

My Angel Divine,
You might not be mine,
But I'll continue being with you everyday,
I just want you to be happy and stay....


I cant break your heart so,
My Angel Divine,
Oh I love you,
But I'll never let you know!!!

-Aiman