Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Irony?? You know that heart attack that happens to a cardiologist?? Yeah...That thing....

Well.....
Ever heard of a million to one chance???
Well statistics show that million to one chances take place nine times out of ten....
Weird eh???
Do you trust your probability???
God Bless Terry Pratchett man...All I'm saying.....

Football....
Very important in some of our lives....Not so important in others......
Funny isn't it when a football lover and non-football lover get together.....
Extract from a first blind date with above scenario :

Guy: "So....What are your interests??"
Girl: "I love to follow the EPl... Its like a way of life to me....Are you interested in it too??"

(The one in million guy who has no idea about football or clubs and has a zilch of an interest in it
meets the 100 in million girl who can't live without football....So he has no idea what she's going on about....It would be best to tell her that.....But....Naturally....Being a guy....He decides to buff his way through!!)

Guy: "Right on!!! I love the EPL too!! Thats awesome!!! We're so alike!! EPL is my life!!"
Girl: " Thats so amazing!! I'm a hardcore Red's fan!! You??"
Guy: "OMG!!! I don't believe it!! ME TOO!!"

(Girl thinks to herself....This guy is amazing....He's like perfect for her!! She might be in love....But first....A final test...)

Girl: "So ....You saw the match against the Gunners yesterday??What did you think about it??? You know maybe we can get together and watch the highlights later on......[*wink*]"

(Guy thinks he's made....That was the signal alright!!!!And luckily he glanced the headlines in the paper today morning!! So he knows what happened in yesterdays match....Oh...He's made all right!!)

Guy: "Yeah!! It was an amazing match!! I mean the scoreline was like 5-4!! What a tense action filled match!! Would love to get together and watch us thrashing the daylights out of Manchester United with you....[*winks*]"

I'll leave you to imagine what happens next......Though i can assure you it surely did not involve candles, flowers and coffee together....Though thinking it involved a nuclear bomb,WMD or a kick to the groin wouldn't be such a far bet!!!

So...About the irony of life??
Need i present more evidence??
I rest my case...........

3 comments:

mind unbred said...

i see you got rid of the zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

allthougit was an interesting thing to put up dere i mean , leaveng plwondering , wat the heel didhe do to get sooexhausted bt yeah it was cool

irony , yes irony , hw did it hapen , ironical istn it it

so cool , i like irony , when it happens to others though hate irony in my life , sux , bt yeah its cool.....

k im bored n iv got no idea wat to say so forgive me for bieng sooo um well u knw.........

plzdonttrythisathome said...

Nice post really makes sense.

Mystique said...

million to one chances take place nine times out of ten.....
u got that outa equal rites by any chance?
me's just gettin into terry pratchett....
got any books i cn borrow?