Sometime....There is no brighter side....Just a side thats less darker than others...Such is life...

Sigh....Its been a while hasn't it???
Such a Lot has happened since we last spoke....
I don't even know from where to begin...
But first.....I just want to tell you......
I thought a lot about.....Did a lot of soul searching.......
Saw the direction in which this relationship is heading....
And well i guess.....We should see other people!!!
I know....I know....It seems harsh but i feel its the only way forward...
So from tomorrow onwards....Make it a point to see at least one other person that day....

Good now that its out of the way....Let us begin...

Firstly I now onwards reside in the Land of Cows....
No this is not an exaggeration.....Or a metaphor.....
I am now in a place whose name literally translates into Village of The Cows..
Welcome to Belgaum!!!

Hmmm....I had no internet for a week.....
Yes i will now proceed to repeat that casual statement in case u missed the main impact of its words.....
I had no internet for a week!!!!!!!
Now u may proceed to scream in horror!!!

College just started today...
And to tell you the truth.....I'm pleasantly surprised....In a good way!!!
Yes I am the only NRI in the batch.....
And yes there are also girls whose grasp of the English language extends to "Myself Vaijanthimalla!!!!"...

But on the other hand....

Just when you've lost hope....
When during the introductions a person gets asked which famous dead personality you'd like to meet and you hear a reply "Kurt Kobain".....
Or when you ask someone if they like english movies....And you get the reply " Yeah..Especially comedy films...My Favorites are Eurotrip and Harold and Kumar...What about you??? Seen them??"..

All of a sudden you know....Maybe you just might get through this alright....

Later Folks.....
Got to chase a couple of cows of my fields first....
Peace out!!!

Run it's a hurricane!! No wait......Its a cyclone!!! Oh Shit......Run anyways!!!!

Gonu has hit Oman.....
First of i would like to point out that I am very pissed off by the name given to this natural calamity.....
I mean think about it....Who the hell names a cyclone Gonu??? I mean....Gonu????
Sounds like a bloody goldfish or something....Can you imagine talkin to another hurricane victim...
You'd be to embarrassed to repeat the frikin name!!!
As they go on about Katrina.....You stand there sheepishly looking around wondering who the hell gave it such a tame name....
Gonu i tell you....

Anyways....Moving on....
Oman has been badly hit and the infrastructure is badly damaged.....
While some places were hardly affected except for heavy rain.....
Some places were under feet of water and and destruction and chaos ruled supreme.....
It was a tough time for all of Oman....And i must say the Civil Forces did a wonderful job saving lives....
For a calamity of this magnitude to have only 15 deaths....Amazing work and precautions taken.....
Our Prayers are with those whose lives have been affected and best wishes for the future as the rebuilding gets underway....

Yada yada.....So on and so forth....
Now that the sensitive mumbo jumbo is out of the way let us sit back......
relax.....
I mean if u want to hear a sad sob story.....Wat u doing here????
And look at the funny side of the aftermath of Gonu.....

Pictures by Yours Falsely......

First off :
Look at the difficult decision facing people.....Do you go left....Or right.....
Know what i say???
Your screwed either way babe!!!!





Exhibit two:
At first sight your everyday standard car submerged during disaster shot....
But.....As you look closer you realize that the car owner was well prepared for the storm....
And thus took necessary precautions to save his car from the rain.....
What was his great plan you ask??
He left the car on battery power with the wipers on!!!!
Great plan!!!





Third Times the charm :
When they said they deliver to exactly where you are.....
They didn't lie........





Fourth Horsemen....Er....Fourth picture:
OK really weird one.....
Now i want you to check out the rightmost gas cylinder....
We all know how fricking heavy they are and the force of the water.....
So how it got into that position is no mystery........
But the question is......Now that the place is back to normal...
What in the name of god is keeping it suspended in that angle????





And last but not the least:
Ever wondered where so much water came from???
I mean it can't be possible so much of the flooding was due to the rains....
Well its not!!!!!
Now you know the cause!!!

Irony?? You know that heart attack that happens to a cardiologist?? Yeah...That thing....

Well.....
Ever heard of a million to one chance???
Well statistics show that million to one chances take place nine times out of ten....
Weird eh???
Do you trust your probability???
God Bless Terry Pratchett man...All I'm saying.....

Football....
Very important in some of our lives....Not so important in others......
Funny isn't it when a football lover and non-football lover get together.....
Extract from a first blind date with above scenario :

Guy: "So....What are your interests??"
Girl: "I love to follow the EPl... Its like a way of life to me....Are you interested in it too??"

(The one in million guy who has no idea about football or clubs and has a zilch of an interest in it
meets the 100 in million girl who can't live without football....So he has no idea what she's going on about....It would be best to tell her that.....But....Naturally....Being a guy....He decides to buff his way through!!)

Guy: "Right on!!! I love the EPL too!! Thats awesome!!! We're so alike!! EPL is my life!!"
Girl: " Thats so amazing!! I'm a hardcore Red's fan!! You??"
Guy: "OMG!!! I don't believe it!! ME TOO!!"

(Girl thinks to herself....This guy is amazing....He's like perfect for her!! She might be in love....But first....A final test...)

Girl: "So ....You saw the match against the Gunners yesterday??What did you think about it??? You know maybe we can get together and watch the highlights later on......[*wink*]"

(Guy thinks he's made....That was the signal alright!!!!And luckily he glanced the headlines in the paper today morning!! So he knows what happened in yesterdays match....Oh...He's made all right!!)

Guy: "Yeah!! It was an amazing match!! I mean the scoreline was like 5-4!! What a tense action filled match!! Would love to get together and watch us thrashing the daylights out of Manchester United with you....[*winks*]"

I'll leave you to imagine what happens next......Though i can assure you it surely did not involve candles, flowers and coffee together....Though thinking it involved a nuclear bomb,WMD or a kick to the groin wouldn't be such a far bet!!!

So...About the irony of life??
Need i present more evidence??
I rest my case...........

Coffee or Tea.....Frankly I just want my caffine....

Hello.....
Is it me your looking for??
Cause if you are you've come to the wrong place.....
I'm not here anymore....I've gone to get some coffee....
Be right back I'm sure......
If you want I'll get you a cuppa too.....
Unless your one of those bloody tea drinkers......
In which case get lost you bore!!!
Drink coffee and live forever!!!

Hmm.....Dunno really........There's a message here somewhere.....
No seriously....There is.....I meant to put one here.......Really...

Right over here Actually......

But now its too late i guess......Nevermind......

So whats been up recently....I finally saw Spiderman 3........
Really got in touch with my inner superhero....Really....

The trials and Tribulations......Handling responsibility.......
And most of all....It really shows humanity....

Even a superhuman is still human.....

Ok...Ok...Enough with the farce....Who gives a crap bout story and character .....The action was sexy...Loved the effects..And Venom Kicks Ass!!!!

So....
Now if you'll excuse me i gotta go.....
I'm gonna shoot someone.....
No not really,That comes later....
But just in this little game i know.....

Live for a Dream......Die for a Memory....

So....

An new post....I dunno....I feel the urge to say something nonsensical and random just to make u laugh.....But i wont.....

I'll resist that urge.....Instead i'll write something.....

A poem thats always been in mind....Wanted to write for a long time....Idea been nesting there and never seen the light of day.....Until now.....

Imagine loving someone so much.....Imagine all u had in the world was her.....And you spend your time together.....Speakin of how u both would spend the rest of your life together......And then....

She's gone....And all you have with you is that memory......A Memory of an Eternity....A memory for an Eternity.....

Hope u like it.....And plz do comment....Appreciate if others appreciate what i do......

Memory of an Eternity

You're never really gone,
You're always there beside me,
You're trapped in this dream,
I won't let u escape...

That one perfect moment,
Captured forever in my mind,
Those final few drops of bliss,
In a sea of disappointments....

In that moment be entombed forever,
That one last breath of carefree joy,
Until the world takes over my dreams again,
And responsibilities swallow us back again...

And every dawn the bubble bursts,
The dream has ended,world is how it was,
The pain is back to haunt me,
And I'm mortal again....

Flighting away for the rest of my day,
Awaiting those times of glory,
Waiting for happiness and bliss,
Until the night comes and the memory lives again...

The rest of my life in the requiem of a dream,
In that memory you are with me,
In that memory together we are immortal,
We will live for ever in a dream, Death begone....

-Aiman

Close your eyes.....Take a real deep breath.....Then die of your pollen allergy!!!!!

Hmm....Am in an interesting mood....So maybe i'll just post without whining about anything rite now.....

So let me recap on events of the past Cricket World Cup...

Well first of there was the winners Australia...... don't really care about so screw that actually.....I mean come on.....They won sure.....Sure....But MORE importantly Bangladesh played some pretty good cricket!!!

And TEAM INDIA.......More like ALL THANDA!!! I mean seriously....So many ad campaigns for Pepsi and stuff....More like they all fizzed out on the event.......They were all prepared for the world cup to do anything....Except play cricket.....Sad really.....

And then....Explain it to me......Ganguly the one redeeming factor of the team now....Only batsman who put up a consistent and good performance....Is being rested when he's in form......While Viru is retained......Politics man....Never makes bloody sense does it????

Death of Bob Woolmer is funny too.....Not sadistic funny....But sad and tragically hilarious funny....I mean its been a month already and they still don't know for sure whether he was poisoned and strangled or any leads on who did it......i think their strategy is to take their time giving the murderers enough time to confess of their own crimes.....Sigh........

Hmmm....So dats d world cup i guess....Farce all the way.....No great matches.....And Australia won again so yeah.........Moving on........

People should really read more of Terry Prattchett....Really...That man is an amazing author....His wit is in a class of its own up there Douglas Adams and the like.....Hilarious Stuff!!!

And plus a new addition from today......
The Answer To the Philosophical Question for the Day :
So the question being......" Why are we here?"
Well i'd think the answer was obvious ain't it........We are here.......Because there was nowhere else for us to go.....So i guess yeah......If there was somewhere else better to be...What the hell are we doing here??? So yeah....We're here because we're nowhere else.....Nevermind..... /*rolls eyes*/

Hmm....Thats about it folks....All we have time for today

Warning : The contents of this meaning less post may leave you with an Irresistable Urge to hurt the author.......For wasting your time......

Let us start of this post with a two minute silence to remember the death of the last shred of intelligence in spiders and the birth of some in the fly....The Whole incident went something like this....

"Come into my den,
Said the Spider to the fly,
You'll find it's quite a cozy little Haven,
Away from the rain,You'll be warm and dry.........

The Fly just said 'Lame!!!',
Flipped the spider off,
Then he flew off,
Muttering about the spider's missing brain........"

I have successfully become the first human to officially lose a game of "Thjnxet; eat jsdhad-ajwei)((^" to the alien race of THE KUT which are sentient race of coat hangers which only pay visits to you when you are either extremely intoxicated or gone mad.........

Yes....Thats was just a sign of how things are in Muscat.....It will come as no surprise for you all to learn that things here are pretty BORING!!!!

Hmm....Not in the mood....I'll rant later.....Or maybe just will post somethin funny....Or maybe revisit me philosophical roots....Or maybe I'll just shut up and play some X-BOX...Dunno....
Later folks......

I'll leave you with a few completely unrelated and extremely coincidental lines that follow each other in no particular sequence and are of random meter.....Know wat i mean??? I dont......

No peace...
no rest...
no pain...
no despair...
i feel...
sorrow...
lift its breath...
freedom....
from fear...
to love...
a hope...
for a tomorrow...
that will be ours when found!!!!!