I refuse to answer that question.....On the grounds that I don't know the answer!!!

So another day has passed ....Another 24 hours have gone by.........Another 24*60 minutes are no more........Another 24*60*60 seconds pass like the sands of time.....(Ok....By this time i know you have got the point.....But it makes it so much more philosophical and all.......so bear wit me!!!)

People say live every moment like your last.....Can you imagine how stupid and lame that'd be??

I mean you spend every moment looking for that threat......Thats gonna end everything.....Which will never come....Every moment fearing that stray bullet is gonna hit you....Every moment your gonna get a heart attack!!! Thats just stupid and a waste of time.....

Which lead me to the next thing............

Irony of life......

Example :
You wanna spend a day chilling wit friends......u msg them to tell u their plans......
Then wait for 2 excruciatingly long hours where no one replies.....
Then finally u decide ur better off sitting at home and studying......
And meanwhile they go out.......
And after they leave in 2 minutes you start getting replies from your friends detailing plans and asking what time we leaving.......

Funny right????

NOT!!!!!!!

God must have one bloody hell of a sense of humor!!!!! (Pun intended......If u didn't get the play on words/ horrendously bad joke.....Sigh.....U don't deserve to exist!!!!! )

Anyways.....In other news....

I'm so happy while Harry Potter is so dead man......Cause....

YOU KNOW WHO told me YOU KNOW WHAT today!!!!
And J.K.Rowling doesn't have anything on me........

Didn't Understand??? Me Neither.......Join the Club!!!!!

On a lighter note.....That is a 1000 buck note on fire.........

Hmm....So like i said i like to write.....So I'm putting one of my poems....Just to even things out a bit you know....

I mean to balance out the neurotic post apocalyptical ranting........(dunno what sort of rant that is....But it sounds cool....)

Here's a short poem called My Angel........( i know its mushy or wateva....but bear wit me ppl....girls dig this shit......And at least its short....)

My Angel

Do you know how much I cried?

Do you know how much pain I survived?

Do you know how much I prayed I would die?

Do you know God answered my prayers?

That He sent an angel to wipe away my tears?

That I was happy for the first time in years?

That I wanted to live and love you everyday?

Do you understand what I’m trying to say?

Will you My Angel with me forever stay?

-Aiman

Taa-Daa!!!!!

You live and learn.......Err......On Second thought......At least you live......

Life is a serious of ironical events.....(All those who thought I'd rip off "unfortunate events".......shame on you!!!!)

Yeah...We here a lot of people talking about the mistakes the made in life......And if they had another chance they'd do it differently.......

But you know something Folks....If they had another chance........

They'd make the same stupid mistakes all over again!!! Or else new stupider ones......

What about all that learning from your mistakes crap??? Well you do learn from it...Sure.....But then you can make a whole new one!!!!

I mean there are more mistakes you can make.....Imagine there is one right thing you can do.......To that one thing theres a million wrong things you can do!!!!!!

To strive for perfection is an unattainable goal!!! And wisdom....Just because you got few teeth named "wisdom teeth" doesn't actually mean your bloody wise....(If you think otherwise....Then your just proving my point......Sheesh!!)

So basically what's my point??? That it is impossible to strive for perfection as it is impossible to be perfect?? So...My point being???

Screw perfection!!! Strive for imperfection !!!!

I mean come on people......Its something to strive for!!!!! Imagine that....A goal to strive for which you can actually achieve....Which is within your grasp.......You just have to grab it!!!!

So ppl....Don't try and perfect in what you do.......Being imperfect is part of human nature......Screw perfection...Who needs it??? (I mean whats the use of having a perfect straight line....When you can have a cool looking imperfect zig-zag line!!!)

So basically.....If you wanna be perfect in any way......

Strive to be "perfectly imperfect" today!!!

Is..Chicken Tikka Masala A Conversational Topic??

Ever felt your life was all going downhill???Your bored.....Board exams draggin on......Waiting for excitement....You feel the days pulling.....Then all of sudden....Like a bolt from the skies......

You find yourself talking about CHICKEN TIKKA!!!!!

I mean Chicken Tikka Masala!!!!!!

Am I that bored??? I mean isn't that illegal or something......Its not like I'm interested in cooking....

Its at moments like these it amazes me at the height of deranged the human mind kind reach!!! I mean.....I really should get a life.....Which brings me to the conclusion....Its the systems fault!!

Don't get me started on them......Its all a big conspiracy.....They are all over.....Everywhere.......Even where u think your safest.....But thats off-topic right???

Which comes to acceptable topics of conversation.....I mean we all flirt and do time-pass.....But when do we cross that invisible line that keeps us in the right side of mad???

Talking about cars,book,movies and other stuff is cool......but talking about foodstuff....I mean next thing i might be heard speaking about speaking about Livestock Vaccination........Or maybe government insurance policies!!!

And thats me...But what about the person who introduced the topic and was chatting with me......God save you my friend!!!

I mean say Gaming......Say A perfect Circle......Say South Park.......HELL even say Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles........But Don't.....Don't you ever say....Please Never say Chicken Tikka Masala!!!!!!

On the off chance anyone but me is going to read this............

Welcome to the real world!!! (Yes.....That pill you took wasn't red......But it doesn't make it any less effective....And before you try jumping off buildings.....Nevermind!!)

Attention to the title........

Thats what it is plain and simple....(Although must be noted truth is rarely plain and if its simple in most cases its a lie!!!!!!)

I think many things......Feel many things.......Love to write.....So a blog seems logical rite......

If you like what you read or have any interesting ideas to add please comment or mail me.....

If you don't like what you read....Well Boo Hoo for You!!! (Listen punk....The world doesn't revolve around you.......it revolves around Me!!!!)

And criticism is always welcomed....(And then deleted....But you don't need to know that!! ;) )

So thats it i guess.....My first Post......Brings Tears to my eyes.....Sniff Sniff.......
See you on the other side.....